Mmmmm…Octopus…
I went to a Penguins game when they still sucked. Therefore I am not a bandwagon fan. (They actually won that game. I guess being a winner is contagious.) Crosby may be a pussy, but so is Eli. Dojikko...
View ArticleSelf-Help is no longer the Best Help
To propagate/leech off the continuous and systemic brilliance that is the KSK Football/Sex Advice Mailbag, I am now introducing the Baka-Raptor Anime/Life Advice Mailbag. Why not an Anime/Sex mailbag?...
View ArticleI beat up Haruhi
I was in the middle of beating Crystalis blindfolded when all of a sudden I was mysteriously teleported away from my computer. I took off my blindfold to see Haruhi prancing around, exclaiming she was...
View ArticleHail to thee, Kamp Umineko no Naku Koro ni
After waking up from a dream about destroying Springfield Elementary School Kyoto Animation, Bart Baka-Raptor joins Lisa [your name here] warpshadow, halfadeckshort, and Alejo at the breakfast table,...
View ArticleFukai mori no naka de…
Current Status: Better in some ways, worse in others. This may take a while…
View Article100 More Reasons to Vote for Baka-Raptor
Need a reason to vote for me? I’ve already given you 100. Not enough? Have 100 more: Oops, guess I got carried away again and gave you 111 instead of 100. I wanted to save this post for a future match,...
View ArticleJapan’s Metronome Crisis
The Ichigo 100% ending sequence might seem ok if you don’t have any rhythm. Otherwise it’s painfully off-beat. The strawberries are off, the marching is off, and the marching doesn’t even sync up with...
View ArticleThe Raptormobile gets an Upgrade
I’d been looking for a way to hook up my mp3 player to my car radio ever since I found out that listening to headphones while driving is relatively illegal. At first I tried an FM transmitter, which...
View ArticleBaka-Raptor and the Filler of Big
I’ve recently been doing a lot of spring cleaning around the site, part of which included drastically reducing the size of my drafts folder from 170 to 99. Many of the deletions are partially...
View ArticleAnother 100 Reasons to Vote for Baka-Raptor
Easily went over 100 the past two times. Barely made it this time. I even had to tap into my porn folder (post forthcoming). Vote here.
View ArticlePost Goes Here: Steins;Gate
Stupid title;Great show Back in high school, my brother would look down on me for watching anime instead of joining him for a riveting episode of T.R.L. or whatever other crap was on MTV at the time....
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Queen’s Blade Rebellion vs. Princess Tutu: An Objective Analysis
Round 1: Title Queens > Princesses Blades > Tutus Rebellion > ∅ (Imagine calling it Princess Tutu Rebellion. So much better.) Advantage: Queen’s Blade Rebellion Round 2: Appropriately sized...
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